Friday, December 7, 2007


So I was on the road a couple days ago, and I saw Sauron driving a late nineties model Chevy Cavalier. Well at least the license plate told me it was him. I don't think Sauron would be a very good driver if he only can see using that huge flaming eye for two reasons:

1. He is always searching for Frodo and the ring rather than keeping his eyes on the road. And don't get me started on how he drives when he jumps on his cellphone too.

2. Also, only having one eye impairs depth perception, so we can only assume that Sauron rear ends a lot of people.

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